Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dream Principles of a Plastic Clutcher

1.Always dream in plastic

Celluloid dreams are so bygone

2.Never eat vegan

They are people too. You can skewer them instead

3.Black is not a color

It is a colour

4.Plastic sheep do not exist

They are created by foaming accountants for the purpose of increasing inventory levels

5.Monopoly is a game

Monogamy is not

6.Stiffen eyelashes

Black for once, is beautiful

7.Spear the Agassi

The tribe might be different though

8.Galloping Horses?

Walloping gorse's

Why eight of them? What did you expect from a plastic clutcher?

1 comment:

bala said...

why poor vegetarians? you dont want to eat them?