Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Kabooooooooooooom!

US bombs this, US bombs that. It came as a pleasant surprise. The proclamation that the US of A is committed to promoting equality is not mere ad lib. They bomb the rich and the poor alike.

Do not get me wrong, my lovelies. This is not another US bashing post.

Latest to be bombed is Somalia. So if Iraq was for oil and Afghanistan for I don't know what, Somalia is for it's, well let us see, for it's famished, oppressed and emaciated citizens? Naaaaaaa. The less the 2% arable land? Ahem! Ahem! Oh wait, I think I have got it.

The US had decided to bomb a town in Somalia in which a Muslim terrorist has decided to loll around. You see dearies, sending a set of highly trained people to take down that guy would not only have been less expensive, but it would also go against what I think my Business Values and Ethics prof taught me as "The Utilitarian Principle".

Good for the greater numbers. Since a small town in Somalia can hardly match up to the teeming US masses, they will have to bomb it as otherwise the teeming masses would be very unhappy about where their defense dollars are going and that would make the already raving government look like a dud.

So the next time your friendly next door terrorist decides to hatch one of his diabolical schemes, ensure that you get to the local police with the speed of a Carerra or else, next thing you know, you will wake up under a pile of concrete rubbish!

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